Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Rabbit Snaps, Proclaims First Ever Veggie Meat!


That rabbit has been driving me crazy, hopping around yelling “older, wiser, and higher in fiber!” I think Mr. E. Bunny has finally lost it. This is what that long-eared fiend will be sending out to announce this year’s Meat. I must warn you, I found it quite shocking.

4 comments:

  1. Mt E Bunny has completely lost it. It's like making Spam out of tofu and calling it Spoo!
    I think we should make food out of meat that tastes and looks like vegetables.

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  2. We have not gotten a diagnosis yet, but my friend Meredith (trained physiologist) thinks that Mr. E. Bunny has had some sort of psychotic break. It may have to,due with the long years as a celebrity personality. E. bunny over the years has shown signs of the onset of whiffle waffing, multiple personality disorder and most recently
    Humpty Dumpy Itize.
    I believe he dropped his basket of eggs.
    More to come...
    Dina

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  3. did he just turn his back on all of us?

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  4. i saw mr. bunny yesterday eating falafel and mumbling profanities. i hope its not something i did.

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