Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Jeezus LOOK OUT!!! Here Comes Another DEAD MEAT (On WHEELS)!

Hi! Meateus Maximus here. I've just sanctified yet another DMOAS Easter Sunday BBQ and Art-like Meat ONLY Sculpture Contest to be held once again on the old Pearmain Studio Parade Grounds in East Oaktown, CA.

Show up at the usual place, at the usual time for the most unusual festivities.

More to come as things get ROLLING! I'll Meat you THERE!

Special THX to the "King of Pork" for this glorious work of art!

M.M.

... and a brief word from Mr. E. Bunny:

Well, Easter approaches and that rabbit is at it again. He’s been watching monster truck DVD’s obsessively for weeks and hurling empty beer cans at me whenever I pass into view. To make matters worse, today he came home wearing a wife beater and sporting a mullet! Have you ever seen a rabbit with a mullet? It is entirely unnerving. I recently found a file of some artwork he had been working on- I think he’s really gone over the edge this time. I can’t wait for Easter and a return to normalcy, without any mulleted hare-brains and their can chucking.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Rabbit Snaps, Proclaims First Ever Veggie Meat!


That rabbit has been driving me crazy, hopping around yelling “older, wiser, and higher in fiber!” I think Mr. E. Bunny has finally lost it. This is what that long-eared fiend will be sending out to announce this year’s Meat. I must warn you, I found it quite shocking.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Just Rolled Out: The Complete Meatster's Toolkit


It just doesn't get any wurst than this! Thanks to the weed-man for this one.

Friday, March 13, 2009

It's Rezerection Time - Dead Meat Comes To Life!

A big shout-out to all the DMOAS faithfull out there. This is the first posting from the MOFM. God only knows where we are on the atomic Meat clock. What Meat is this any way ...17, 18...19? If you know, please respond to this post. In the meat time, stay tuned for more meat news on this meat channel.